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10 Tricks to Stand out at your office

Even in a small office, there are usually 2 groups – the ones who shine, and the ones who you sometimes forget even work there.  The people who stand out are usually the ones who get promoted, who get the perks, or who get the best assignments.  These are a few small ways to bring yourself front and centre in the minds of your colleagues and managers.

1. Forward

Lets admit it, if you work on a computer, chances are that you spend at least a part of your workday surfing the web.  Yes,  I admit that we all need out daily fix or People of Walmart, Texts From Last Night, or whatever your personal poison may be.  But turn some of your web wandering to work related fare.  This is going to have some other advantages, such as that you’re going to sound smarter and more engaged as you pick up some industry-related factoids along the way, nor will you get an evil eye should your boss happen to catch you.  But the main thing here is that every few days, you should try to send out an interesting, relevant, preferably entertaining article or blog post to your coworkers and managers.  Don’t spam them.  Don’t forward random jokes or personal stuff – just a few enlightening gems here and there  It will be appreciated, and bring you to the top of mind when someone is seeking a subject matter expert.

2. Bake

Or ask your girlfriend/boyfriend/mom or whatever too.  Or stop in the bakery on the way to the office every now and then.  I’m not kidding.  The way to a person’s heart is through their stomach.  Bring people yummy things to eat, and they will start to associate you with happy thought.  For extra brownie points, take someones dietary restrictions into account – look up some gluten free recipes for someone in the office with Celiacs, or figure out how to make something delicious but sugar free for your friendly office diabetic.  That little bit of consideration will go a LONG way to creating positive associations in that persona’s mind, and may also get you some good word of mouth.

3. Thank

By publicly thanking those who helped you out, you are not only helping them, but also by association helping yourself.  Most people in today’s society don;t take the time to thank others properly.  And unfortunately, some people actually see it as a weakness.  Believe me, it is not.  Thanking others will not only make you seem like a good person, it will also make others more likely to come to your rescue next time.  This will have a perpetual effect of making your life easier, as well as making you a more successful employee.

4. Socialize

Take part in as many social gatherings with your coworkers as you can.  Whether it’s drinks with a few people from accounting or a company-wide event, make your presence known.  Of course, if it’s a group of people who are just going out to bitch and moan, perhaps you don’t want to be associated with that.  Bt otherwise, remember that the company ethos is not just what happens in the office, it’s everything that happens surrounding the organization, and you want to weave yourself into that ethos as deeply as you can.

And watch the booze.

5. Participate

I know, I know…

It doesn’t have to be that bad.  If you can, find a committee or group within your office that you find interesting.  Don’t just join something for the sake of joining – join something that you will actually be interested in, and will therefore contribute positively too.  Doesn’t exist?  Well, maybe you should be a little keener and take the initiative to start it up yourself.  A company blog, a social committee, a green office initiative.  The possibilities are endless.  Not only will this make you look like a superstar at your current place of employment, but this is also future resume gold.

You’re not the leader type?  You wouldn’t feel comfortable leading this type of thing?  That’s OK too.  Try find someone within the company who has similar interests who would be interested in leading, and have them bring you along as second in command.  They will likely appreciate the suggestion.

6. Ask

Ask questions.  Not only will you look like less of a screw up if you ask for help, not only will you likely get your work done quicker and produce a better product, but you will also leave a positive impact on the people that you ask.  Remember to ask questions in a constructive manner.  Do some research up front.  Don’t ask ignorant questions – ask people what they feel is the best course of action between two alternatives, or to brush up an idea that’s already mostly there.  Also, it’s always a god idea to ask your coworkers in other departments about their jobs.  Ask what exactly their responsibilities are, what the new developments in their field are, if they’re working on anything interesting or innovative.  This will make you more knowledgeable about your organization as a whole as well as making you memorable to others.

7.  Admit

This is a simple one, but much harder than it sounds.  If you make a mistake, or something goes wrong – ADMIT IT.  I’ve seen countless instances of people trying to cover up mistakes or misdirect the blame.  When you don’t take the bull by the horns, not only are you opening the door for the problem to get ten times worse, you are also passing up an opportunity to make yourself look like a superstar.  When confronted with a problem, develop some possible solutions, and then take them to someone – your manager or a coworker.  By admitting the mistake, you show yourself as a team player, as a responsible employee, and by having some potential solutions on hand you show that you have problem solving skills.  And, as most people will not come straight out and admit it if something has gone wrong, you will also stand out as a brave, morally superior person  (hint: that’s what people look for in management!)

8. Mentor

Take some of those younguns under your wing.  Again, aside from generally looking like a rockstar, there are a few fringe benefits here.  First, by explaining things to the newbie, you will actually reinforce your own understanding and possibly develop some new ideas.  I always fond whenever I explain something that I end up going on some tangent and coming up with some new ideas.  Second, you are likely to end up with your own little stock of minions.  The people that you helped will be far more likely to help you out down the road.  And third, you are displaying some serious positive leadership abilities – this is both excellent promotion and future resume fodder.

9. Personalize

Bring a little of yourself into the office.  Be unique.  Bring some touches of your personal style to your desk, or the way you dress.  Don’t blend.  Maintain the required degree of professionalism, but let your own personal style shine through.

10. Karma

Kismet.  Chi  Whatever you may call it.  Whether or not you actually believe in it.  Invite some good karma into your workspace.  Every day – do one random good deed for someone in your office.  Make a habit of it.  Spread it around – don’t just focus on the higher ups.  Don’t tell anyone why you’re doing it.  Don’t ask for or expect thanks.  Just do it.  And one way or another, it will start coming back to you.

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Are you a dilligent, hard worker?

I should hope so.  And even if you’re not, I know damn well that you’re going to tell your potential new employer that you are.  And guess what, so did the other 200 people who just applied for that job.

Do you have a phrase that just sets your teeth on edge?  I do – I absolutely HATE ‘moving forward’.  An old boss of mine would say it all the time.  Now, when recruiters are reading your resumes and cover letters, do you think perhaps they have some phrases that they hate too?  Maybe the ones that are vague, don’t impart any real information, are incredibly overused, or are just lame?  The answer is yes, they do.

These poor people are bombarded with piles of resumes and cover letters everyday that just parrot back the same overused phrases again and again.  Do you think that’s going to make you stand out?  Think again.

Are you a team player?  Really?  Because I was hoping to hire a crotchety little bastard who would constantly try to undermine and sabotage their coworkers.

Do you have excellent communication skills?  OK.  Fine.  You are communicating with me right now – so don’t say it, prove it!   (My favorite is that usually, this statement tends to be in a sentence that is grammatically incorrect.  I don’t know why – Murphy’s law? Must collect stats on this.

“I am currently seeking employment in the <insert desired industry here> field.”  Really? Is that why you just sent me an application for a job in that industry?  I NEVER would have guessed.  Thank you, captain obvious.

Be sure to go through all of your application documents, (or better yet, have some one else, with an objective eye) and look for these traps.  They are incredibly easy to fall in to.

Remember, you have 5 to 20 seconds to grab a recruiters attention – make sure that every single line, word and syllable is achieving something.

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Karōshi – no, it’s not the latest trendy food fad

I’m listening to the radio right now, and the DJ just took a request from a guy who is working his 30th straight 14-hour night shift.  When do you sleep?  How do you get your vitamin D?  Can that possibly be worth it?  (Should you be on True Blood…)  Poor guy – who ever you are, come and see me!   I can save you.  (But I still don’t appreciate you making me listen to Low by Cracker…seriously buddy, get some taste in music)

That poor, obviously overworked soul made me think of one of my very favorite Japanese words: Karōshi.

So, what is is Karōshi?  Literally translated from the Japanese, Karōshi means ‘death from overwork’.

Isn’t that a great word?  (yes, it’s a terrible phenomenon, but isn’t that a great word?)

I won’t reiterate the very fascinating Wikipedia article for you (although it is pretty fascinating and I would highly recommend you reading it), but the first case of Karōshi in Japan was reported in 1969 when a 29 year old died from a stroke on the job.  Twenty-nine years old!!!

There is an incredibly strong work ethic inherent in Japanese culture.  Once people literally started dropping dead from years upon years of constant unpaid overtime, some companies began limiting the amount of overtime allowed and implementing other measures to help improve the health of employees.

So what do you think the English word is going to be?  Because might be needing one soon, and ‘death from overwork’, while accurate, is not that catchy.

Don’t believe me?  According to a study by Take Back Your Time, an American not-for-profit agency dedicated to advocating for healthier workplace practices:

  • Americans are taking fewer (and shorter) vacations.
  • Last year, only 14% of American workers took two weeks or more for vacation.
  • Men who don’t take regular vacations are 32% more likely to die of heart attacks, and 21% more likely to die early of all causes.  Women have 50% more risk of heart attack.

(Please note, I directly stole borrowed the above points verbatim from the fabulous Cali & Jodi, whom I shall discuss in further detail at a later date.)

(Man, am I ever bracket-happy tonight!  Sorry.)

I don’t know if the Canadian stats are equivalent, but I would imagine that we are not as bad off, because we do have mandated minimum vacation.  However – there seems to be quite the trend in banking out vacation, receiving vacation pay in lieu, or people just flat out working through their vacation.

At the very least, most of us who are Crackberried will check in…just here and there, right…maybe answer an email here and there…or just make that one little call?

People, what’s wrong with you??

Giving our brains a little time to completely escape the stresses of work and completely rest, even if only for a few weeks a year, is VITAL to our psychological as well as physical health.

We all (meaning employers and employees) need to understand that not taking adequate vacation time is actually significantly decreasing productivity.  We all want to appear dedicated to our jobs.  We all want to make sure that nothing goes wrong while we’re out of the office.  We all get suck doing a little bit of overtime sometimes.  BUT, if it could literally mean loosing years of your life, is it really worth it?

Of the many, many things wrong with the current workplace system – this is one of the most endemic, and is going to be one of the hardest to change.  But it really, really should.

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I think I’m in love with Dan Pink

I’m just catching up on my TED, and came across this excellent talk with Dan Pink.  He might be my new hero.

The arguments presented against the current compensation system are numerous and compelling.  However, in the face of a huge economic system that is not known for  flexibility, risk-taking or general common sense, it is not likely that many of the recommended changes will take place on any sort of large scale anytime soon.  Even despite the case studies presented of employers who do incorporate some of these methods, like Google.

That doesn’t mean that all you employers out there shouldn’t be looking into modifying your reward systems, nor that all you worker bees shouldn’t be advocating for their incorporation.  It’s the always the early adopters that thrive when a major paradigm shift is on the horizon, and I truly believe that one is.

I wonder – going to the ‘carrot and stick’ rewards system and the fact that rewards can actually decrease efficiency in non-rote tasks – do you think that relates to why, when you’re playing Guitar Hero, that you ALWAYS miss a note right after you get one of those floaty word bubbles telling you how much you rock?

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How to make the most of unemployment

As many people have found themselves with a little too much and perhaps unwanted downtime recently, I thought it would be a good idea to explore some of the ways of making the most of this ‘free time’.

I think the responsible, career professional thing to say here would be to suck it up from day one, maintain your regular routine and schedule activities for yourself.

Screw that.  As far as I’m concerned, you get at least a week to lie on the couch, wake up at noon and spend the day eating chips on the couch watching terrible daytime television.  Call it a mini creative sabbatical.

So – that’s out of the way.  It’s been a week or two, there are no job offers in the works yet, and you’re getting a little restless.  What to do now?

Let’s ask Lucy:

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There’s a great Lucille Ball quote:

If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.


These are words of wisdom indeed.

It’s important to keep your mind or body busy while you’re unemployed.  First off, if you spend too much time completely idle, then you’ll stagnate.  You won’t be sharp going into interviews and may not be as on the ball as you should be when looking for new opportunities.  Employers can smell self-loathing and dejection – don’t let yourself go there.

Secondly – you would be wasting a great opportunity!!!  We spend so much of our lives working away at the behest of others that most of us have hobbies or skills that we’ve always meant to get around to picking up but never have.  Sudden, unexpected cessation of work-related duties gives us the time to pursue some of these.

Finally – and this is a good one, it will make it easier for you to get another job!!!  You now have an answer to the dreaded “so what have you been doing since you were laid off?” question.  Even if you’re not doing something that’s specifically related to your vocation, it shows initiative and work ethic.  Employers like that.

So – what can we do here?  Lots and lots.  I know it seems dire – because for most people the options are going to be limited to things that are either free or cost next to nothing, and don’t require the removal of your pajamas.

That’s OK – there are still tons of options.

Learn a new language


This can be done from the comfort of your home for relatively cheap.  Go online and learn some basics.  Download a program that can help you learn.  Go and rewatch your old DVDs that are dubbed into different languages in that language, with the subtitles on (trust me – Family Guy is way funnier in Spanish).  Find a social group in your neighborhood where you can practice speaking.  Or even see if you have a neighbor who speaks the language and invite them over for coffee.  Go to a local restaurant that serves that region’s food and see if the staff will let you practice on them.

Even if you have no actual need for a new language in your profession, it’s a great thing to have in your bag if tricks.  Potential employers LOVE language skills, even if they will never come into play.  And they are a great personal achievement as well.  Don’t know which language you’d like to work on?  My suggestion – either pick a something related to your favorite sport (i.e. I’m learning Spanish because I’m going to Mexico to watch the lucha libre), or pick the language that goes with your favorite food (my lifelong obsession with dim sum has unwittingly resulted in some ability to speak very bad Cantonese).

Learn a new software program


Pretty much any fancy new computer program you can add to your resume will be a boon.  There are great services like Lynda that can give you step by step instruction right from the comfort of your couch.  If you have the basics out of the way (word processing, spreadsheets, etc.), then pick something fun and go play with it.  Graphic design software or video editing are always fun, and even if they aren’t actually relevant to your profession, hey, at least you can also try for YouTube stardom.

Start a blog


With all that extra time on your hands, wouldn’t you like to subject the unwitting masses to your opinion and expertise? Write about something you have experience in, or use a blog to showcase your portfolio.  An interesting, well written blog can be included in your applications and can demonstrate to employers that you are engaged, motivated, and knowledgeable, as well as proving soft skills such as communication, creativity, and general online saavy. Just remember not to use a pic of yourself flipping the bird in your profile…

Or pretty much anything else…

There are a million options – learn to knit, create a secrete identity and go fight crime, write a complete biography of your pet dog…whatever works for you.  Just make a point of choosing something and sticking with it.
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